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Main Flow - Return Of The Castle (2010)



Ladies and gentlemen, if I stand before you as a defense lawyer to Main Flow not to wash any suspicion my client but to streamline the charges against him. What my client is really guilty? To have an ear for music crap and have released a draft at the height of his tastes? We can not deny it because Return Of The Castle is well the result of a botched job and limit foutage of mouth. But so far can we call this effort dung of the year? I do not think so and to prove what I say before I move you to decide my case like that with the defense argued elements can no longer interfere with a doubt in your minds and when the time comes to sentencing, the result may be that the acquittal on all charges against him.


First, it is important to acknowledge that my client Main Flow, is far to take its first step in the genre since his musical career began in Mood with the release of an album in 1997 Doom godfather by Hi-Tek which can be taken as a guarantee of quality the time (it would be today, we cry happy to desert). The suite will solo for my client with the release of four albums between 2001 and 2006 and a qualitative result more or less good. As you can see, the music Main Flow is a history that dates and shows some interest in the mc for this sub-art (must be put to the jury in the pocket ...).

Re-let us focus on this album Return Of The Castle , by asking this question is that the album as a whole is a huge dung? With a minimum of objectivity, we can not answered in the affirmative. On the aspect of the production of beats, Blunt, DJ Dez & Jahson BBG OSTR Lucid One Snowgoons and deliver a own work rather well so clearly to the ear it sounds really hollow. We can therefore conclude that it is on the microphone performance than the bottom lies. And yet, with a little good will can find enough to feed properly his ears. The beginning of the album comprising introducing The Drawbridge, Return Of The Castle in the company of mc Boston Esoteric, The Gate with the other half of Mood and Donte All Goes Down with Ragga sort of clone missed Cee-Lo on the Hook can be digestible for non-secular in this area and especially warned of the dangers they face to listen.

Notwithstanding this effort sure, one can not deny the serious weaknesses of the other content. But it is clear that Main Flow can be solely responsible for this disaster and that is why, ladies and gentlemen, I would point the finger in the chamber of the tribunal's co-responsibility of nicknames of rnb singers in rose water that pollute by their presence the rest of album. First Chrissy Depauw who with one word "Dungeon" manages to flee the listener and forces it to zap the track. We are glad to know that Just Brea, a kind of imitation Faith Evans worst in what appeared unlikely, is not breakthrough into the open and he recalled that hooks to rnbisés sauce 90's are outdated and it is better to stop there. Justin Werner merit him an exemplary punishment for breaking our ears to repeat his lines on the verses of Main Flow then we sleep like a double dose of Prozac on the Hook, where the interests of legalization of coke in his case. We arrive at the joke among the Dark Ages jokes that should have been renamed "Fly Fly Butterfly" or "I Love my Teddy Bear" will raise the blood pressure as R. Kelly and other Dutrou, thank you anyway Havva Neorah deserves his share of benefit from being adopted by an Austrian family to end his life in the cellar of his new father. Finally, as if this were not enough, the album offers a bonus track with Justin Werner who begins to annoy us during the verses before you inject a dose of morphine intravenously.

How to conclude this indictment? Already pointing out that the whole album is far from homogeneous despite a very high percentage of failures. Then my client can not bear the heavy responsibility if the infamous benefits on the hooks. But most ladies and gentlemen of the jury and it is the latter aside I conclude my indictment, if Return Of The Castle can escape categorization in the drawer already provided big shit is it so far as must be taken as the scapegoat for failures repetitive rap today? We can not accept to let the slaughter house behind mc that tastes and orientations highly suspect hides real microphone capabilities. That is why, as a representative of the Company as a whole you need to decide acquittal for the allegations against my client Main Flow.


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